I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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