I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
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Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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