i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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