Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
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she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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