Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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