check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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