I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
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Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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