Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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