Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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