You surviving the open bar?
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Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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