Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Randomize
