: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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