people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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