I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
She announced her abortion via fbk
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
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If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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