Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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