I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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