no you cant smoke seaweed
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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