My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
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Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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