Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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