i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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