big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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