if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
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