some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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