i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize