May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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