Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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