Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
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