I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
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Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
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I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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