There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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