Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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