Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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