Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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