The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
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The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
He better not be in your backpack
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
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I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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