Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
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I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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