I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
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That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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