is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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