whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
What drink are we having for lunch?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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