worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Randomize
