once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
So much rum. So many feels.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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