I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
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I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
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