Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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