physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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