My friends, they love my intelligence
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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