i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
