Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Quick, to the slutcave!
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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