i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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