What a fucking waste of an outfit
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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