You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
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There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
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I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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