I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
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