just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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