As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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