On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
