Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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