No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
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I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
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You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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